The Indian government reacted angrily today about the proposed cuts in foreign aid from Britain. Their minister for foreign affairs, Gimmemore Gupta hinted that he may send several hundred thousand more immigrants to Britain if the government goes ahead with the cuts. "If they won't pay for their upkeep over here we will send the buggers over there," he said at a political rally in Bombay.
Rumours are circulating that he is also going to sue Britain for loss of earnings from the aid fund, under the human rights act. He is very sad at the prospect of having to sell one of his seven houses and a couple of yachts in order to maintain his lavish lifestyle currently funded by the British taxpayer through the generous aid package.
Foreign secretary Willie (thirteen pints ) Hague is flying to India to offer him compensation in the form of a gold plated index linked pension, the exact details of which will be worked out and announced later in the year. Which means they will be conveniently forgotten about and certainly not leaked to the gutter press.
The Pope also condemned the proposed cuts saying, the wealthy must give back to the poor what they took from them in past years, referring to the colonisation of that country and that comment was his greatest mistake. Because, the Vatican is one of the worlds richest states and it gives sweet bugger all to the poor...it only takes from them to fund the lavish lifestyles of it followers. So you certainly did put your big jackbooted foot into the shit-pile this time Herr Popey.
Many Brits have taken exception to his comments about supporting Christmas because they can no longer afford the experience of loading up the credit card and taking the rest of the year to pay it off. So please piss off back home Herr Popey and allow the TV programmes to return to normal. Shame on the BBC for shelving Eggheads to screen that load of crappo.
