Recently "the world's shortest man" died attempting to copulate with a "long-legged lady of the night" on a bar stool, he fell, crunched his head and died with a stiff. (the story was documented in the Spoof, it's true)
Now the emergence of a Colombian claiming the title has caused a certain degree of arousement in the night clubs and bordello's of Colombia as the "ladies of the night" hope for a quicky with the "shorty"!
A recording in the world record books awaits and the publicity, fame and fortune involved is enticing.
Having a "shag" with the Shortest man in the world (hopefully he doesn't fall this time!) can have it's advantages, finding his willy is a different subject!
The Colombian called Mr. Hernadez has declared himself an abstinent voyeur, he enjoys looking at the naughty ladies, but doesn't want to end up like his predecessor, a dead stiff!
He prefers stroking his "pussy", is a devout Catholic, but dislikes their Priests, hopes to remain the worlds shortest man for a long time and is avoiding bunji jumping off of bar stools at all costs!