Woman in love with Frog

Funny story written by jansal

Tuesday, 19 January 2010

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Husband throws wife's lover out

A woman from Wisconsin is being divorced by her husband because she is "in love with a frog".

Writer, JanSal is in an ecstatic state over the love she feels for a frog she met at a local pond this summer.

Her husband and family are "fed up" with her foolish aspirations to commit adultery with a common frog.

JanSal has very deep feelings for this frog and has even gone for moonlight swims with him when her husband was away on business.

Knowing what the end results would be if she continued this "relationship", her husband gave her an alternative, "Either the amphibian or me".

JanSal knew what her answer would be and told her husband in no uncertain terms that she had to choose "the prince".

When her husband returned from work one day he found a note from his wife with just a few words; "Ribbit >> Ribbit" !

Her husband said he could understand if she had run away with Mark Spitz, the famous swimmer, "but this was just a common pond frog" he said with a tear in his eye.

Months later the family received a photo of a beautiful palace and a prince sitting next to a pond filled with large green lily pads.

The Prince had written a note that said, "We hope you will wish us well, we are expecting our first batch of tadpoles this month".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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