Russian pianist accused of raping 14 year old boy and he's not even a Catholic!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 5 August 2010

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Russian paedo pervert got caught with his 'keys' totally out of tune with a 14 year old boy!

It seems that not only Catholic priests enjoy a "fiddle" or two with young under aged boys, the sickness has also spread into the world of classical music.

The Russian classical pianist, Mikhail Pletnev, unable to control his "dirty" desires rushed off to Thailand, grabbed the first 14 year old boy on offer, refused to pay and "fiddled" (he's a pianist not a fiddler by the way!) with him without consent!

He has been accused of rape and the Thai authorities are now after him so he's decided to cancel all further concerts.

Mikhail admitted enjoying a "fiddle" now and then but denied that he was ever abused by gay Russian Catholic priests, what a shame!

This latest case goes to prove that the classical music world has also been infested by such weirdo's and they are rapidly following the "pop" world into such Sodom and Gomorrah behaviour.

Maybe George Michael should swap genres and produce a classical album and have a romantic, symphonic duet with Mikhail playing piano for him, but then again George could be much too old for this particular 'Piano Playing Paedo Pervert!'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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