Vatican hierachy have sanctioned secretive secular security services with a green light for a "Seek and suffer" operation specifically targeting online satirists, bloggers, shit's and charlatans suspected of showing scant respect or reverence for the Catholic church or any individual member of it's frock wearing fraternity.
A source close to the Vatican and the Colliseum, but a good bit away away from Rome's Olympic stadium and really, really far away from Perth in Australia, confirmed that the dreaded order of the 'Sister's of Mercenary' had been sent to deal with persistant perpetrators of Papal parody.
"These bitches are hardcore" he said. "They don't mess, none of this asking questions rubbish, it's straight for the throat with those ladies, Judge, jury and executioner.
Night night Sooty!"
The Sisters of Mercenary have gained a fearsome reputation in religious fighting circles since they were formed in 1652 by Sr Alliteration of Aghagallon County Antrim.
Over the centuries, they have repeatedly proven themselves in battle, the massacre of the Shaolin Monks in 1725 in Southern China is a case in point where just 30 nuns killed over 2000 tooled up Kung Fu fighting fuckers, armed only with wooden rulers, chalk and blackboard dusters on ropes, believed to be the original 'Nunchucks'.
No 'S's were harmed in the first paragraph.
