Written by Lady Godiva

Thursday, 13 May 2010

image for Cheap flights to London via Iceland, from most airports world-wide
Not to be missed when flying through ash clouds

An airline in Iceland is offering cheap flights to London, travelling via Iceland.

You first have to GET to Iceland of course and then, if visibility is good, you head for the airport. Avoid lava flows if at all possible and keep an oxygen mask with you at all times.

Life insurance is available, but it is 5 times the price of the airticket itself. You are advised to take out travel insurance in case of flight cancellations, which are more than likely to take place throughout the summer months.

Package holidays to London are also offered. The price includes a week's stay in the East End at a lovely B & B owned by a woman named Pat Wicks. Her establishment has it's own bar and boasts 'nosy neighbours' and a bustling street market outside of her front door.

The local pub, The Queen Victoria, is quaint and you will fall in love with the 'regulars', the bubbly landlady, Peggy Mitchell and her 'charming' son, Phil.

Book now to guarantee disappointment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: volcano, Iceland

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