Rolf Impersonator regrets his actions

Funny story written by whatinthe world

Thursday, 20 May 2010

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Rembrandt quickly makes his exit

Amsterdam, The Netherlands. Dutch Rolf Harris impersonator, Ruitt Rembrandt, has been arrested by authorities after performing "Jake the Peg", one of Harris's signature tunes, while fleeecing his fans of their valued possessions such as handbags and wallets.

His unusual skit involved him at one point in the song requesting people hand over their valuables to which many idiots, sorry, naive persons obliged.

Rembrandt then innocently walked out of the room and straight into his getaway car.

Police charged him with....(insert your joke here)... and now he will spend time behind bars.

Rembrandt says the charge doesn't have any legs (sigh!)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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