As the red virus continues to plague the planet, bloodbanks have hired extra security as they have heard that hospitals are to be the target of the next invasion by the Red Fanatics. The Crazies have sent out scouts to 'case' hospitals and come back with blueprints whilst the head honchos pore over plans, sipping red wine.
Granny Smiths, Russets and Golden Delicious apples are the only apples to be found in the Supermarkets. Heinz Baked Beans have disappeared from Supermarket shelves.
Red Cherries are said to be next on the list. So, if YOU still have cherries around, lash out and lease a Safety Deposit box at your local bank, in which to keep your cherries until this situation is resolved. The Yorkshire Bank and the Bank of Scotland are offering special family rates for those wishing to hang on to their cherries.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
