Chemical Ali blames the Forty Thieves

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Friday, 22 January 2010

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Bush and the puppet president of Iraq

The American controlled puppet government in Iraq has sentenced a former Saddam Hussein henchman to death by hanging.

Ali Hassan Al-Majid better known as Chemical Ali who was Iraq's former defence secretary is reported to have been behind chemical attacks of the Kurds in Northern Iraq and will be hanged in a few days time.

In a defence statement Chemical Ali has listed the names of forty leading politicians including George W Bush,Colin Powell,Tony Blair,Jack Straw etc etc etc. He refers to these people as the forty thieves and is adamant that they have illegally invaded Iraq and have stolen its oil wealth.

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