The Pope Reveals The Fourth Secret of Fatima

Funny story written by IN SEINE

Thursday, 14 January 2010

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"Hi come on down, it's lovely and warm here!!!"

Pope Benedict was able to reveal the Fourth Secret of Fatima today. This news comes as a long-awaited vision revealed to three girls in 1971 when the Blessed Virgin Mary showed them what is going to to the Roman Catholic Church at the end of the age.

The Holy See told In Seine News at breakfast time, "I had a dream last night, not the usual one about altar boys and nuns, but one which I saw a burning bush - and before you say it, no it wasn't George W.. This strange dream really caught my attention and I remember how God spoke to Moses and so I believe that God was trying to speak to me. All of a sudden the Blessed Virgin Mary appeared to me and spoke of some diabolic catastrophes that will envelop many European countries. Because Mary, Mother of God showed up in this dream I knew for certain that it was directed particularly at the Roman Catholic Church because we don't really believe in God until she appears - it tends to authenticate the situation! You could say that it was a divine audience with the Pope, so to speak!"

"The weather has been particularly bad in Europe this month with all this snow and I have had to wear my all-in-ones for a week and a day - I can't wait to get them off! It can be likened to wearing sackcloth and ashes so often mentioned in the Bible. I can tell you now that Our Blessed Mother told me that Satan was using the cold weather as a recruiting ground. The longer it went on and the colder it got, the easier it would be to recruit people to go to hell - they would be queueing up - at least it would be nice and warm there."

"I believe that The Virgin Mother of God was telling me not to succumb to the devil's plans, but to warn people that with my help they would be able to endure the somewhat harsh conditions. It won't be forever!"she said"

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