Nine Million Snowflakes in Beijing

Written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 4 January 2010

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"There are nine million snowflakes in Beijing"

Frosty The Snowman is heading for Beijing after news reports that Nine Million Snowflakes have fallen in the last few hours.

Frosty is delighted that the freezing weather is continuing all over the world because as long as this very cold weather goes on the longer Frosty will live.

This is the heaviest snowfall ever known in China so it looks like Mother Nature does not give a rats arse about the Global Warming predictions.

Scientists at both polar ice caps now have a major problem because both poles have now refrozen so the only footage they have about their polar ice caps melting theory is some footage taking during the summer when there is always a little melting anyway.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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