Written by matwil

Saturday, 2 January 2010

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Traditional Muslim symbol

Danish police have shot and wounded a prophet in Kartoon, near Copenhagen.

The prophet, Mohammed Momaddman from Somalia, had tried to show the world the basic decency of the religion of Islam, by attempting to massacre hundreds of harmless Kartoonists for 'daring to laugh at a violent, mass-murdering, intolerant religion, that's stuck in a thousand year-old time warp'.

One Kartoonist, Kurt Westergaard, said 'It's 2010, yet this prophet sums up the religion of Islam. It violently abuses women and allows them no freedoms, it supports terrorists across the world and brings up men to believe in murder, it is more or less fascism on an awesome scale, forbidding millions of people to do what they want, when they want.'

And taking a swig from a can of Danish Carlsblog Lager, he continued: 'Can you imagine Muslims trying to have alcohol banned in Denmark? Or trying to scare people like me? My ancestors were Vikings, some ridiculous prophet trying to be a tough guy is rather funny.'

When the Kartoonist was asked if he would use his town's traditional craft of satirising world events on paper, Mr. Westergaard said 'Well, I would, but it might mean Danish embassies across the world would be attacked by more of those mad nutcases, putting more innocent people in danger, so I'd better not.'

Islam - the Nazis in turbans.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Denmark, cartoons

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