A man in the West Midlands town of Dudley is recovering at home today, after he was struck on the head by a shit shat from a Jumbo Jet that was on its way to Birmingham International Airport.
The man, whose name cannot be released because it's thought his neighbours might laugh at him, was walking his dog in the Clayton Park area, itself a well-known shitting-point for dogwalkers.
Despite the fact that youngsters play happily nearby, and a football pitch is clearly marked, dogwalkers freely and routinely take their animals to the park for a shit, thus endangering the health of children who might want to play on the slide or swings, and footballers enthusiastic enough to try a Sunday morning sliding tackle.
It's not the first time a Black Country resident has received an 'unwanted gift' from the sky: just last month a woman in Tipton was showered with shit after a Qatar Airlines flight unloaded its filthy cargo on her as she was hanging out her washing in her back garden.
The lady was unhurt, but her washing had to be washed again the following Monday.