14 year-old Dutch girl sailor, Laura Dekker, has been found fit, well, not pregnant, but her boat was filled with drugs!
After a desperate global search for the very young round the world sailor she was found in the Dutch Antilles.
Initial reports were she ran away from her Mummy and Daddy because she thought she was pregnant.
Being a lone round the world sailor she often fantasised she was having an affair with the ghost of Sir Francis Chichester. She thought the ghost had made her pregnant so she buggered off too frightened to tell her distraught parents.
The truth is that Laura fell in love with a 45 year old, Jamaican drug-runner called Sir Bob "Ma" Leigh didn't get pregnant, got high and was carrying drugs for Sir Bob.
Sir Bob has vanished, but information has it he's playing soccer for the West Indian cricket team in disguise because the West Indian cricketers certainly can't play cricket!
She's been found now and the alarm is over although rumours were floating the Caribbean that either the Bermuda Triangle had swallowed her up or she'd been abducted by Keith Richards, thinking she was a Rolling Stone groupie wanting a bit of his astral body, certainly need some fantasy or to be "SAILING HIGH" for that one!!
