Allah deserts Iran after opposition constantly insult his prophet, Khomeini!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 13 December 2009

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Allah's main rival God, smiles as his Iranian dream crumbles!

Allah, observing from his lofty heights in the Islamic heavens has decided to abandon Iran forever.

The reason for his decision is based upon the Iranian, political opposition constantly insulting Allah's prophet, Khomeini!

Allah, has given a press conference from his Earth - based offices in Mekka and here is his statement:

"I, the great and almighty one, Allah, gave Iran Khomeini, he brainwashed the Iranians and got rid of that false pretender, US puppet and Satan dressed as a peacock, the Shah of Persia and his useless family."

"I Allah with Khomeini sitting by my side, observe these opposition Infidels attempting to stain the name of my great work and how the present leaders cannot control and behead these US backed demons, now I'm tired of it all and will abandon them!"

On hearing this news, the present regime in Teheran sunk to their knees, begged for forgiveness and promised to liquidate all opposition!

Allah answered, "too late, my interests are now in Iraq, there is much "black gold" there and with Bin Ladens help, we will eventually control the world!"

The Suicide rate in Iran suddenly hit an all time record and millions of others are flocking to their ancient enemy, Iraq!

Allah knows no boundaries and when the great one speaks the walls of Jericho rumble and will tumble, US puppets, Israel beware!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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