Minneapolis - (High In The Sky): "Had their frickin' faces where at 30,000 feet?" a Gay Mile High frequent flyer commented today amid an official Air Transportation Safety probe.
The inquiry is checking claims of poor visibility conditions being behind the plane's airport overshoot.
"Yeah, the cockpit was so steamed up they couldn't see the consoles on the flight control panel."
The two Mile High Airlines pilots behind the overshoot of Minneapolis-St Paul International/Wold-Chamberlain Airport ended up 150 miles off target and will now face a disciplinary hearing.
A Mile High Club spokesman said today a plea of missing time and out-of-body experiences is a classic on the San Diego to Minneapolis route.
"There's been so many eruptions of spontaneous cockpit shagging it should be made into a civil aviation recruiting tool!"
"Apparently it happens a lot in the Air Force too," a Pentagon spokesman sighed nostalgically...
