Zurich, Wednesday. Polish film director, Roman Polanski, has been dramatically seized from custody of the Swiss Police by a cabal of Vienna Boys Choir commandos dressed in military fatigue.
The boys, aged 14, felt compelled to free the Polish maestro as they allegedly formed part of a sexual web of intrigue that Polanski had inspired many years ago.
The commandos rushed the Palace of Justice building where he was held on remand and overpowered the keymaster who supervised Polanski's custody.
With their muse freed, the boys hurried Polanski into a waiting SUV and sped off for the Austrian border.
It is believed that the Vienna Boys Choir have lusted after the infamous director for some time and it remains a mystery their real intent in seeking his release. One can only speculate what happens next!