AUS-sies and AUS-trians tend to keep it in 'the family'

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Thursday, 17 September 2009

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Satan is not to blame for incest rapings, it was just a "Family Affair!!"

The latest incest scandal that has shocked the world and the cornerstones of all family foundations comes from AUS-sie land rapidly following the last one from AUS-tria.

Scientists are examining this fact and have delved into satanic sexual literature to try and find a connection between AUS and AUS.

After weeks of research they discovered that the letters AUS in the Devils tongue actually mean: Auntie-Uncle-Satanism!

Over many centuries these perverted sexual practices have evolved and used as an excuse for sexual abuse of children by all family members, not only Dirty Uncle Bill and Auntie Maud.

AUS-tria and AUS-tralia are now forerunners in these practices hence the latest, shocking cases of incest, rape and sexual abuse.

When examined by incest specialists the 2 "Aus-sie" perpetrators of these evil acts comically, gave completely different reasons for their horrific acts, but both coincided, here their explanations:

AUS-trian incest rapist, Josef Fritz:

"Satanic satanism, bollocks, when I was a kid, between rapings, I used to listen to Sly and the Family Stone's great soul classic, "It's a family affair" so I kept it that way!"

Unnamed AUS-tralian rapist:

"I just loved that tune from Sly and his Family so I just kept it in the Family!"

Both Loonies are now locked up in AUS-trian and AUS-tralian mental institutes and are humming simultaneously their fav tune, well I'll be bedeviled!!

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