Prince Philip has finally weighed in with his say on the scandal surrounding Hermaphrodite runner Caster Semenya.
The more outspoken Royal than Prince Charles says that being half-man, half-woman should not disqualify Caster "Sugar" Semenya from future sporting events.
HRH (Husband to her Royal Highness) Philip said: "What matters is which half is man and which half is woman and they have not been able to determine that, yet. What. If her legs are male legs, then naturally she has an advantage. I say.
"Men are superior at all things physical except washing up, after all. And picking up our own clothes off the bedroom floor. And taking the corgis out for a walk.
"On the other hand if it is her top half that is male, then she has an advantage because of her superior intellect. Men's brains being what they are, she will know she needs to run faster."
A spokesman... spokeswoman... spokesperson for Prince Charles was unavailable for comment yesterday which is why we asked her today.