Ted's a Dead Kennedy (80's punk band also!), so f******g what!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 26 August 2009

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Smiling "Dead Ted" is not smiling now, Satan has just welcomed him!!!

Ted is dead and will certainly not be joining his brothers in heaven!

The world should not be upset about Ted dying, Ted was a bit of a nifty character carrying a manslaughter nightmare around his neck.

He managed to avoid going in the slammer because he was a Kennedy and pursued his mutli-millionaire career with The Sword Of Damocles hanging over his head, good so!

His secretary who perished in those icy waters years ago while Ted was canned out of his brains driving, sneaked away from the scene and reported the incident next day when sober, will feel quite pleased in her heavenly haunt!

Jaggedone has made a list of dead people who get his respect and a special RIP:

Ghandi = Bless him, RIP
Mother Teresa = Bless her, RIP
Krishnamurti = Bless him, RIP
Princess Diana = Bless her, RIP
Ian Curtis = Bless him, RIP
John Lennon = Bless him, RIP

There are a few more who deserve to be on Jaggedone's list but Ted "The Crafty One" who wasn't a black "muy pobre" a refugee, a starving Ethiopian, a terrorist victim, a brave soldier or one of the billions of downtrodden who die on a daily basis on this planet, but just happened to be a

KENNEDY

can go and take his place amongst the other wrong do'ers who got away with it on earth but certainly won't in Satan's hell, hopefully!!!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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