Written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 31 July 2009

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Nessie has been seen here for hundreds of years

The Loch Ness Monster was spotted yesterday surfacing in the middle of the Loch for a few minutes before diving below the water.

Angus MacDonald said he noticed the monster rise out of the water when he was watching a boat on the loch.

"I saw Nessie rise oot the water she had a long neck and I could see several humps on her back,She only surfaced for a few minutes but I definately believe in her now. Before this sighting I was the worlds biggest skeptic."

The Loch Ness monster has been seen for hundreds of years and there are even reports going as far back as the seventh century when the monster was spotted in the Loch by St Columba.

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