Written by victor nicholas

Friday, 10 July 2009

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What are you, some kinda freakin bear lover?

New York - Actor Joe Pesci was whisked away by police today at the Bronx Zoo while overhead making threats against the polar bears.

I don't know but I there I was minding my own business eating an ice cream cone with my nephew Joey when we was walkin pass the polar bears. Now you know me, I'm an animal lover like everyone else, but there I was walkin and talkin to Joey and out of the corner of my eye I sees this polar bear all white and hot in the sun kinda lookin funny at me. So I drops my ice cream and stood in front of Joey and asks the bear real polite like.

Hey wuz you lookin kinda funny at me?
You think I'm funny bear?
You think I'm funny don't you?
Don't you?

So the bear says nuttin, wise-guy like.
You know me I'm not gonna back down bear or no bear.

So I pulls out my ice-pick I keep in my back pocket for accounts receivable and shows it to the bear.

Hey bear you sees this.
You keep lookin at me and you know what I gonna do?
You know what I'm gonna do.
You know what I'm gonna do.

I'll show you what I'm gonna do.

Then I proceed to tear shreds outta the fake ice flow the bear is on and the cops show up.

It's not as if I wuz gonna go the arctic and do inna ice flow or somethin, you know what I mean? Do I look like global warming to you?

I was just sayin not to look at me like that.

Ya gotta promise me, never look at me like that.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Polar bear




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