The only Roman Catholic priest to make the news for sexsual involvement with a consenting adult has decided to leave Rome for Canterbury. Padre Oprah, the Very Reverend Father Cuti'e had captured the Catholic imagination with talk shows, scintillating homilies and a media stardom not seen since Bishop Sheen.
Unlike Sheen who kept his affairs with NYC cops and firemen a secret, Cuti'e got caught on camera with his cutie smooching on the beach. after losing his spotlight and the profits lavished on TV prophets, Cuti'e decided to abandon the beach and swim his way, lover on board to the married clergy haven of Anglican Episcopal religion.
Episcopal Archbishop of Southwest Florida, Desperado Donations told the press that he was happy to embrace the former Roman Catholic fundraiser and his funraiser cutie, Lilypad Lilypop since most Episcopalians have already swum the Tiber back to Rome in flight from Jesus style tolerance and love.