Swine Flu Fulfills Prophecy : When Pigs Fly

Written by Pointer

Friday, 1 May 2009

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Swine Flies

So many skeptical citizens of the world have dismissed new ideas, inventions and cures by mouthing the trite exclamation: "Yeah, when pigs fly!"

Optimist societies across the globe are blaming those very glass half empty negativists for the emergence of the swine flu.

Soroptimist President Whistling Past Thegraveyard is accusing skeptics for inviting a virus from pigs to fly around the world getting cheerful and depressed alike sick as dogs!

Cynics have growled to the defense of the skeptics by pointing out that it is the hopeful people who keep expecting health.

Disease may be the normal course of life events and it is the fault of those starry eyed optimists who keep raising the hopes of gullible people that swine flu shouldn't make us all happy as a pig in shit...it could be the bubonic plague after all!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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