Horror stories have been reaching the JEM-BALS (Jagged-edge Monitoring Bullshit and Lies Show) head office from their "in the ground" CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) relating to new ethnic cleansing, genocidal plans cooked up by our eternal Shalom lovers and origin of all world religions, the holy Land, Israel.
The first report was relayed by star CIA reporter, Daddy Short legs, on the ground at the West Bank whilst sucking the coagulated blood of another shot dead Palestinian protester, shot in the guts with a new style teargas missile, which not only causes peaceful protesting Palestinians to cry their fucking eyes out, but shoot holes in their bodies the size of the channel tunnel!
Daddy overheard the two Israeli soldiers discussing the new plans whilst commenting, "another muvvafucking Untermensch taken care of and many more to be eradicated too, ha, ha, shalom, ha!
GEMBALS or JEMBALS (no torture today) rapidly informed the other infamous and very nasty CIA reporter Adolfo Hilter busy in the Knesset to find out more about this devastating plan to eradicate all Palestinians from the face of the planet.
Adolfo crawled into the private chambers of Genocide Minister Abraham Moses Eichmann, nicknamed "Son of the Beast of Belsen" and relayed the following conversation with Minister, Jehovah Rubin Rommel better known as the one eyed "Wustenfuchs" and witness to the downfall of the once so proud, "Deutsche Elite Einheit" commonly known as the SS.
"Eichy what methods do you have planned for the total eradication of those Palestinian Untermenschen? He replied "We have several options, we cannot gas them, to obvious and would raise certain objections to our Jewish bretheren left in Deutschland and Poland, clubbing the bastards to death a lá Ruandan style is much to primitive for sophisticated Isralies. Starving them to death a lá Stalin in the Ukraine no good, we have no fucking wheat to deprive them of, digging mass graves could upset the Holy hills at Calvary and anger millions of them f..king Christians, bombing them with white phosphorus bombs, tried and failed in Gaza."
"Wustenfuchs" Jehovah witness then suggested bulldozing the mother fuckers into the mediterranean, covering them over with the holy sands and stones of Mount Sinai gifted by our Egyptian allies, build new 6 star luxury holiday islands over their deep - sea graves, sell the luxury islands to our mega - rich US Jewish bretheren wishing to invest their trillions into "safe havens" with a solid "foundation" especially after losing trust in Madoff and Co. Give one to Barack as a Jewish/USA friendly gesture, then they can duly cover up the genocide, they're excellent at that!
"F...king brilliant Wusty, could not have thought of a better plan my Beastly Belsen self, we have learnt how to be evil bastards from our very sad and downtrodden past, the Nazi's were so efficient and we learnt so much from them."
Top CIA reporter Adolfo, smiled a very evil, cynical smile, retreated into the shitholes and sewers of downtown Jerusalaem with his laptop rooted between his 6 legs knowing that his work had not been completed, just yet!