Blunt Questioned In Natasha Richardson Death Enquiry

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Friday, 20 March 2009

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Murder Weapon? One Hopes Not!

English dustman and purveyor of all thing rubbish, James Blunt, a keen skier and former Army Officer has been questioned over the death of actress Natasha Richardson who died of blunt impact to the head.

The Tony Award-winning actress died Wednesday after falling on a ski slope in Canada. Police have put two and two together and believe Blunt may have some doing in the death of this highly regarded actress.

Medical examiner spokeswoman Ellen Borakove said the death was ruled an accident. The cause of death was "epidural hematoma due to blunt impact to the head."

Blunt has denied he was responsible.

"Just because I am a trained killer, keen skier, and my name is Blunt doesn't mean I was involved...I thought she was beautiful, oh so beautiful, but she will never be with me, oh no, she will never be with me!" screeched the high pitched voice crooner.

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