New York - (RIP Ass Mess): Were they indeed twins, parted at birth, only to re-emerge as umbilical cord siblings following the tragic demise of La Dolce Richardson?
That is the uppermost question troubling LA FagHagSlagMag editors this week after their switchboard was jammed with thousands of calls claiming Sex & the Shitty star Kim Cattrall is Natasha Richardson's twin sister.
Richardson passed away last night without ever revealing her twin sister 'secret'.
But Kim Cattrall's fans are unanimous:
"No chance, matey. Kim's inherent good taste in shagging men would have been imprinted on Natasha's psyche if they'd been that DNA close," one Cattrall expert said today.
"She'd never had shagged - let alone married! - that weirdo nutter Neeson.
"So the can't possibly have been related."
Sarah Jessica Parker is one ugly hag.
