MARTINS AIR FORCE BASE, OHIO. - Space shuttle Endless and its seven Dwarfs safely returned to Earth on Sunday, taking a detour to Disney Land after birds shit on the main landing strip in Ohio.
Endless wrapped up a 2-day trip that left the space station freshly remodeled and capable of housing bigger people. The shuttle dropped off all kinds of equipment, including a microwave, wet wipes, ice cream machine, two sleeping bags and a recycling system designed to convert dwarfs' urine and sweat into a warm yellowish green drinking water called Japanese tea.
But the mission wasn't without its problems. Dopey let go of the space shuttle during the first spacewalk, waving and muttering "Oh,shit" as it floated away.
About seven liters of urine were aboard Endless for extensive tasting. No one at the space station would drink the recycled urine until Happy had the first mouthfull.
The dwarfs also conducted four spacewalks to clear pubic hair from the shower drainage system. The pubes had been jammed for more than a month and hampered water flow.
Returning home from a 2-day mission was former space station resident Grumpy, who had rocketed away from the planet at the end of May.
After landing, the dwarfs rubbed their testicles and sniffed Snow Whites crack.
Accompanied by Snow white, Grumpy spoke briefly on the tarmac. He said Endless "fared entry pretty well" and called the mission a waste of fu****g money and a waste of f******g time and called everyone a c***t before he walked off.
