The Guinness Book of World Records today announced a new category of world record and a winner of said record.
Ocknock Slovinski is the new world-record holder of the most impressive collection of unimpressive tourist photos ever taken in a single vacation.
On a recent trip to New York Slovinski snapped hundreds of photos of what was widely described as the least interesting shit imaginable.
"There were pictures of taxis and street signs. There were 49 pictures of a police car, the same police car!" said Phillip Omlit, Publisher of Guinness Book. "As a record of the extraordinary, we at Guinness felt compelled to recognize what he accomplished."
"Yaawh, I love New York," said the heavily accented Slovinski by telephone from somewhere in Europe.
