BBC News reports: "Brazil's Supreme Court has authorised the extradition to the United States of an alleged leader of one of Colombia's most powerful drug cartels." All Day Sucker, Drug King Juan Carlos Ramirez Abada, alias "Chupeta", La lollipop, of the Medellin drug cartels can only go to the US if American officials promise not to hang, firing squad, electrocute or lethally inject the man who sucked the life out of millions of drug addicts across the world.
Dagirl Fra Ipanema, Brazilian Supreme Court spokesperson, explained: "In our country we erespect life. We may esend mass murderers to other countries to pay for their crimes. But we do not cooperate with the barbaric eexecutions whether they be ebullets, eelectricity, erope or eneedle."
When US inmates heard that " La Chupeta" may be coming to a prison near them, there was much eexcitement. Prison yard King Pin Ben Dover cheered:" We'll teach that lollipop to etouch his toes!"
