Supermodel Katoucha Aged 47 had long been a campaigner against female circumcision, having undergone the same practice as a 9 year-old girl in her native Guinea. She had even written a book on the subject. It is believed it was reviewed by well-known authors, Maxwell Edwards and Leakey Lowton who both thought it to be drivel and an abomination, but also a major, informative work.
She had recently become a writer on TheSpoof.com and discovered a very poor writer known as 'In Seine'. This writer was in real need of lessons on structure, timing and spelling and she decided to take him 'under her wing' as she had also experienced the humiliation of a cruel world.
The former African beauty actually tracked down In Seine to his garden shed in Shrewsbury from where he produces most of his work and gave him some advice;
"I'm no J.K. Rowling, but I can see that you have potential, you just need to develop your imagination a bit and choose your words more carefully."
"Imagine that I am madly in love with you and want to 'have' you right here on your desk?
In Seine replied that he could not possibly imagine that.
"Well let me show you!"
With that, the most passionate two hours of rampant sex followed - so-much-so that In Seine thought he had gone insane and has not been able to write anything new for several days now.
Of course many of the other Spoofwriters (and their ghosts) are insanely jealous of the new partnership.