Ugly Betty star Salma Hyek takes nuns on Rio trip

Funny story written by Jesus Budda

Sunday, 2 September 2007

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"Ugly Betty" producer and actress Salma Hayak brought an entire convent on a wild weekend to Rio di Janeiro, Brazil.

"They needed a break from all that praying and kneeling and holy stuff", Hyak smiled, "these nuns are some of the baddest bitches I've ever met and I've been in Hollywood and Mexico a long time".

The nuns are all from the Order of The Blessed Facists, a deeply spiritual and enclosed order who forbid any contact from the outside world, except at Halloween when they go trick-or treating.

"Fucking A, kick ass time", shouted one elderly nun, "Woohoo!!!"

All twenty five nuns were arrested and charged with narcotics possession and illegal use of a dwarf.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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