Los Angelos, CA - Jimmy Walker, once known the World over as "J.J." on the 70s hit TV series Good Times has confessed that he has been acting as a secret body double for former Haitian ruler Jean-Bertand Aristide.
In a secret operation code named "Ghetto Me Outta Here", J.J. was secretly smuggled into Haiti to take Aristide's place during the final hours of conflict.
"I'm used to gun fire" says Walker "so it was nuthin'. Besides, Ma' said if I don't help out this brother she'd whoop my *ss!"
Ever since Gong Show host Chuck Barris became a spy, other celebrities have been secretly hired for all sorts of special missions.
"They said I was a natural." Walker offers "I'm skinny and I got the right attitude and I know a little something about how to handle explosives."
When asked about his military training with explosives, Mr. Walker cryptically replied, "I'm kid DYN-0-MITE!"
