Government backed military cult discovered!

Funny story written by matthatt

Thursday, 9 August 2007

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All the hallmarks of cult like behaviour.

London - Root-ours:-In a shock press release today, investigative journalist told how they have discovered the presence of a military based super cult right under our very noses and even more shockingly it exists with government backing and tax payers money.

It appears that over the years, this sinister military unit has been recruiting from all walks of life, every race; colour and creed have been pulled in to its wicked warmongering web.

The funding for this massive military machine, not only pays for recruiting young, able bodied men and women, but also pays for uniforms, the highest spec assault equipment, food, housing, medical care, the list goes on and on.

One reporter, who spoke undercover to a recent recruit, was told that even a research and development department exists for the main purpose of creating better and more efficient weapons/projectiles from small arms bullet rounds up to missiles with the ability to span continents in a matter of hours and target a site with precision accuracy.

The reporters claim they saw recruits with their short cropped hair, another sign of cultish indoctrination along with matching uniforms, insignia and ritualistic behaviour.

They also warn that this could well be just the tip of the iceberg.
Early investigation shows that this may also be happening in other countries, in fact worldwide. The reporter who did not wish to be named for fear of reprisals said "imagine if we are not the only country doing this? What if a country the size of America, Russia or China become infiltrated and start massing their own military might, we wouldn't stand a chance!

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