Written by Wildjesusfishkid

Friday, 1 June 2007

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George Bush has recently bee criticised for his stance on global warming. So far, George has given the impression that he doesn't care a tinker's cuss about the planet and is more concerned with other stuff but has just announced that 15 influential nations should cut their output of harmful carbon.

" I don't understand it" said one green observer, " A dying planet really doesn't bother him. If he gets his way, half of the world's population will be killed anyway to make way for burger bars who will serve extra large coffees in beakers with free top ups for all."

Bush's own harmful emmissions can be dramatically reduced by him keeping his mouth shut. Most of the pollution has been traced to this source.

Other emmissions are at an all time low since he had the operation(if you know what I mean).

A spokesperson for George's emmissions said " George thinks we should target global warming and increase it certain regions and reduce it in others."

Bush wants to reduce warming over regions such as Africa and send it over to Britain and Scandinavia for the summer. In return, they could have more rain to grow stuff which in theory should end global poverty and rejuvenate the tourist industry in Britain's coastal resorts.

The beach holiday in Britain should be more popular again if they manage to clean all the shit off the beach.

In Britain, this has been well received.

"Gordon has been banging on about global warming for ages. He thinks he will get a load of political mileage out of it if he pretends to care" a disgruntled MP told us currently holidaying at Camber Sands. "Mind you, the weather here's crap"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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