In an unprecedented an ironic turn of spiritual events, Jerry Falwell, the recently deceased creator of The Moral Majority and fanatic anti-abortion activist, was reincarnated as the aborted fetus of a crack head, unwed prostitute from Newark, New Jersey.
"I just couldn't hang with the idea of having another crack head baby", said street walker Wanda Beaver who already had two children.
"There's no way I could afford to support another habit and mine" she said, "And besides, the father could have been any one of fifty or so guys...most of them ex cons".
Wanda did display a moral streak of her own when she admitted that if she had known the baby was Jerry Falwell, she would have done what the late Falwell would have wanted.
"If I had known", she said, "I would have had the baby and then dropped it in a dumpster".
