Just when it appeared that former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein had been forever relegated to the dustbin of history, reports coming out of Minnesota suggest that the infamous 'Butcher of Baghdad' is back, albeit in a different sort of way.
Hussein has apparently been reincarnated as a wart on the left buttock of Fhingheris Uppyerbutz, a 54 year old proctologist from Latex Falls, Minnesota.
The doctor said that, although he was shocked to learn that Saddam Hussein was on his butt, at the same time he was not surprised that the former Iraqi strongman had met such a karmic fate. "It serves him right", Uppyerbutz said, adding also that he does not plan to have Hussein removed. "Every time I sit down to use the bathroom, I will enjoy knowing that Saddam is down there."
Sal Manella
