Boris Yeltsin cuts European gas supply

Funny story written by Danny Buckle

Wednesday, 2 May 2007

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Boris Yeltsin's liver has exploded just days after being buried at the Novodevichy cemetery in Russia.

Yes Boris Yeltsin has exploded causing havoc right across Europe. Local residents first thought it was another Chernoble style melt down but it now appears that years of alcohol build up in his liver has fermented in the unseasonably warm spring.

A crater three quarter of a mile wide has wiped out the entire cemetery and shattered windows for miles around.

Reports are coming in that the explosion has ripped through the Urkrane gas pipeline cutting off vital supplies to western Europe. There could be dire consequences for British energy suppliers.

A spokesman for Smirnoff said "We are devastated" when asked if it was explosion that has affected Smirnoff most or the repercussions throughout Europe he said "neither, we've just lost our best customer".

Danny Buckle, The Spoof, Good Night!

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