Written by queen mudder

Monday, 2 April 2007

image for Cliff Richard's hit to help Ratzinger be declared Living God
"Got a Rovian eye and that is why he satisfies my hole"

Vatican - (Ass Press): In a concerted equality drive with Pope JP2's sainthood bid Cliff Richard waded into the campaign today to have Pope Raztinger declared the world's Living God with a re-working of one of his most famous 1950s songs.

The move follows press reports last month that Carol Wojtyla called Bob Dylan a prophet of his times.

Richard's re-recording of his 1959 Living Doll is still being mixed but a sneak preview of the lyrics shows an innovative twist to the old favorite:

Living God (Jagger Richards):

Got myself a lyin, stalkin, sneakin, snortin livin' God
Got to do my best to please Him just cos he's a livin' God
Got a Rovian eye and that is why he satisfies my soul
Got the one and only sneakin snortin living God

Take a look at his heir he's real
If you don't believe what I say, just feel
I'm gonna lock him up in a trunk so no big hunk
Can Popemobile him away from me

Got myself a flyin, forkin hystery distortin livin' God
Got to do my best to please Him just cos he's a livin' God
Got a Rovian eye and that is why he satisfies my hole
Got the one and only hystery distortin living God

copyright Ludicrous Press

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Topics: Pope, Cliff Richard




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