411 Remembered In European Town

Funny story written by Moose&Squirell

Wednesday, 28 March 2007

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Potsdorf Tiempo News Magazine 411 Collector's Edition

POTSDORF, BAVARIA-(EUROGHETTO TIEMPO) Deep in the mountains of Bavaria in the tiny town of Potsdorf, with a population 20,000, preparations for next months 411 Memorial Festival are underway.

It was one year ago today that terrorist American-o jets crashed into the cathedral twin towers located in the main square. Three lives were lost when the plane crashed into the building setting it on fire along with the city bucket & ladder fire department located next door.

This was one of the USA's darker moments which could of been handled quietly and diplomatically if it wasn't for the fact that it was caused by our own president of these here United States, George Bush. "I'm a jet pilot," Dubya Bush interjects with glee, "All I was trying to do is get some close-ups with my brownie camera and well...opps! Bango! I hit one of the twin cathedral spires. Then, While flying low we lost the lead jet when it's tail wing got stuck in someone's clothesline, it flipped right into the other spire."

"The pilot ejected and was captured by the Potsdorf Policia Departamento and held our pilot for ransom. Sorry, You know our policy, we don't negotiate with terrorists. We gave in anyhow and got them a shiny new red fire engine ladder truck and a 60" wide screen television for the mayor."

A memorial was built where the cathedral use to be, honoring the one's who lost there lives. The first to die was a Chinese national by the name of Quazi Moto, owner of the "Yes Mr. Moto I Like Coffee & Pie" Café & professional bell ringer. He was killed instantly when Air Force one's wing clipped the tower slicing & dicing Him like a Julian Fry.

The other two were a married couple...just NOT to each other. Jack MacLoosh & Jill Warshaw they were in tower number 2 having a tumble in the belfry when they were cut off & cut short.

The festivities will begin with a goat parade down main street, followed by a speech and prayer conducted by the mayor. A porridge cook-off will be held at the town square along with a burning of the American flag.

A pinata resembling Air Force one with George Bush riding on top with a saddle will be battered and at precisely 10:57 a.m. the New fire truck will fire up its' siren reflecting the moment the tragedy struck. In Potsdorf, April 11, 2006 will never be forgotten & do you know why? Because it comes every year.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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