Pamela Anderson DVD : Best Yet

Friday, 2 February 2007

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Ezra Dinkwhit : Dressed for Huntin'

Dear old Pammy has done it again. A secret DVD has been released from her 15th husband the little known Ezra Dinkwhit.

The public have only just been made aware of this brief but significant union through a slip up in a Virginian public records department.

The DVD can clearly show our Pammy and Ezra doin' what comes naturally at Ezras mountain home in Virginia.

Apparently the couple met when Pam's car broke down on a mountain road in the spring of 1998. Ezra was emerging from the woods with his father and cousins Jed and Earl after checking their still.

A hasty marriage ceremony was convened and the tapes were rolling. According to mountain Law once Pam had done her duty; which necessarily included various close relatives, she was free to go on her way. Pammy allegedly stuck around for a week or so getting the good mountain air and tasting Grandpas secret recipe 'shine.

A spokesperson for Ms Anderson stated that she hoped to make as much money from the flick as the Tommy Lee tape.

But before you get all steamed up - Pammy is seen helping out around the farm....is all. ;-)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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