Written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 20 September 2018

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Rush of blood to the 'head'

There was a wagging of tongues in the Battambang commune of Tapon this morning when it became apparent to local residents that the purple helmet of one of their number was in a particularly dirty and unhygienic state.

The helmet in question, that of Englishman, Moys Kenwood, has suffered some fair old punishment of late. Dented in several places, it also displays scuffs, and is particularly filthy around its rim.

Anyone with a good sense of smell would have been able to detect the pong of cheese emanating from the rim of it, after its owner partook of some Dairylea Slices recently, and omitted to wash his hands before handling his helmet.

A neighbor who spied Kenwood going out to work this morning, said:

"It's disgusting! He ought to rinse his helmet off a bit."

The helmet is an INDEX Racing model, purchased for $20 from a motorcycle accessories shop in Battambang.

WARNING: TheSpoof.com always recommends the wearing of appropriate headgear conforming to safety regulations when riding a motorcycle.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Motorbikes




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