Dentist Walter Palmer has offered to stick his head in a lion's mouth!

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Monday, 12 October 2015

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Cecil, sadly no longer with us, is about to get his roaring revenge!

After slaughtering Cecil the lion, and then being declared innocent by Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwe's over popular, serial-killing president, Walter Palmer has offered the lions revenge by promising to stick his head in a lion's mouth!

He has offered to look down a lion's mouth and promises free dental care to any lion that might require a filling or two as compensation for his dreadful act!

Walter Palmer is a renowned coward, big dick, white hunter whose only possibility to get "horny" is by slaughtering innocent animals because his job requires him to look in the mouths of his patients every day, and he claims the job is a sex-killer (I thought that was a gynacologist!).

Anyway, Walter doesn't seem such a bad chap after all, and lions all over the planet can now look forward to biting the bastard's head off if he dares touch a dodgy nerve or rotting tooth, we hope!

Daniel survived the lions den, we are not so sure that Walter the dentist will have a guardian angel perched on his shoulder when he puts his fat head into a lion's mouth, the world is hoping he has not!

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