North Korea Tries to Sell Ryugyong Hotel to the Chinese

Funny story written by Al N.

Wednesday, 5 March 2014

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The Ryugyong Hotel makes this eyesore look good.

The big behemouth in the center of Pyongyang that everyone pretends isn't there and isn't ugly, will taken apart and sent to China as soon as a price is agreed upon. It is said that China will use it to make its ugly buildings look not-so-ugly in comparison.

Kim Jong Un, obese dictator of North Korea, is trying to get China to pay for the huge white elephant but China insists that North Korea pay them to get rid of the eyesore.

The Ryugyong Hotel has often been mocked and vilified, some calling it "the Ugliest Building in the World." While viewed as an amazing albatross by the rest of the world, Kim Jong Un says that he will miss it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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