Punch up on Everest causes avalanche!

Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 29 April 2013

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Dangerous thing to do have a punch up on Mount Everest!

European climbers on Mount Everest had a punch up with their sherpas after a stubborn donkey refused to go any higher without an oxygen mask!

The climbers, one a Swiss and the other Italian, offered the donkey some Toblerone, but it refused because it wasn't the duty free version so the Sherpas were ordered to kick the donkey into action and it refused again.

Temperatures rose above -20 degrees centigrade as the Italian climber mounted the donkey and poked it in the ribs with an icepick, ouch! The sherpas had seen enough and poked a left hook at the Italian then a right hook at the Swiss climber. The donkey "hee hawed," "let's get ready to rumble," and then all hell broke loose as an avalanche swept down the mountainside due to the loud announcement of the first punch up ever seen on the side of Mount Everest!

The contestants managed to duck and dive out of the snow, but one sherpa was severely injured as a thousand-year old shin bone released by the avalanche, from Oetzi's long lost cousin, Everoetzi, hit him between the eyes and KO'd him.

Luckily the climbers caught the bone and decided to give up the climb because Everoetzi's shin bone was worth hundreds of thousands and who needs to climb Everest anyway?

As for the donkey, they are hoping to find his frozen rests in a thousand years with a bar of Toblerone stuck up his rear, it will be worth millions...

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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