Written by Premier wig

Tuesday, 8 November 2011

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World leaders are to hold an urgent meeting about global warming and the top of the agenda is trees and bushes. Scientists say carrying a small tree or bush will help the world recover from the ozone and increase oxygen levels.

Dr I.M. Silly said, "Its important for the survival of the human race that men carry a small tree and women a small bush. I'd like it to be made law so Mummy Earth has a chance to survive,"

Other suggestions for the leaders to discuss is making roads into rivers so people can either swim or sail to there destination. This would save on fuel and swimwear and life-jacket sales would help the global economy. The meeting will be held in Venice to show the idea could work.

"I wouldn't mind looking after my little bush. People often comment on the bushes I look after," Pamela Nobrain who works at Kew Gardens said.

"I play with trees all the time and I see no problem carrying one round. The tree I have is big, maybe I could make it have offspring and carry that around," Marcus Leave said. He's a gardener and into bushes and trees.

A report from the meeting is expected but won't be on paper, it maybe chalk on stone.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Environment

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