Pope not Nazi, just a regular jackass

Funny story written by UWGB-Beek

Tuesday, 18 October 2011

Vatican--Pope Benedict XVI is sticking by his claim that he isn't a Nazi, after Susan Sarandon called him a Nazi and forced him to publicly denounce his affiliation with the Nazi party.

"I am not a Nazi, I stopped being a Nazi when I discovered they were against me having a boyfriend, I mean, well, I mean, I didn't agree with their politics. I love God and wouldn't be part of something that use power to exploit weak minds." Pope Benedict XVI told reporters.

Susan Sarandon is sticking by her claim that the pope is a Nazi by pointing out Pope Benedict XVI did nothing to protect the children of the Roman Catholic church from the priest that did their little experiments on the defenseless children.

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