Written by Spicewood

Thursday, 2 June 2011

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National Republican Lottery Anticapated

Reinhold Reince Priebus, Chairman of the Republican National Committee, recently revealed that plans are being formulated to conduct a National Republican Lottery sometime in August.

It will be conducted similar to the Selective Training and Service Act of 1940 and will require all registered Republicans who are natural citizens, residents within the United States for fourteen years, and have attained the age of thirty-five years, to register.

The nationally televised drawing will be held during the popular TV show, America's Got Talent, and the winning name drawn will be the Republican Candidate for President. Additional drawings will be held for the other offices and positions that need to be filled.

After all the offices are filled, and an additional 133 names will be drawn, which will be formed into a Combat Arms Company, and after basic training will be sent overseas for combat duty.

The drawing will be observed by a group of notable Republicans, including Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich, Rudy Giuliani and the entire Bush family.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Lottery

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