Written by fratboy

Sunday, 28 August 2005

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Flint, MI -- This afternoon filmmaker Michael Moore announced that he will run for president as a democrat. Three hours later the DNC announced that he will be the official democratic candidate for president against Bush. CNN, the communist news network was there at the press conference covering the story. A report from FOX news was there too. He made a comment that maybe the extreme liberal should run under the communist party ticket. Moore just stood that as smile as that is all he is able to do. This announcement took place in his home town of Flint where he filmed many of his best films.

President Bush had a press conference to confirm that he is not scared of some Filmmaker from Flint. Political Scientists say that this is going to be an election to remember. DNC spokesmen told MSNBC, Mostly Stupid News Broadcasting Company, that they are really excited to have Moore be their man for president. GOP spokesmen told FOX news that the DNC is just not being wise by putting Moore up for president and most people agree with that. But as we see, everything is official and set for the election coming up. This presidential election will be the leftist filmmaker verses the current President of the United States. No matter if you are liberal or conservative; this will be one heck of an election. People are debating wether or not he is even qulified to run for president, but a DNC spokeswomen said that he is qulified because he is an american, an american from middle of america. The GOP thinks that this is some kind of stunt that the DNC is doing as a joke and who knows, it just could be.

Everyone will have their eyes glued to the TV to just see who wins this election that is coming up. Although I think we can all just assume who will win already. So stay tuned to CNN, MSNBC, and Fox news to see full Election Day coverage.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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