Tracey Emin wants to do King Kong on Ground Zero

Funny story written by Julian Shure

Friday, 5 November 2010

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Tracey Emin wants to do a realistic full scale model of King Kong on Ground Zero, with her in one hand and a Boeing American Airlines plane in the other.

She said it would be perfect, as King Kong is a pop icon which symbolises fear and New York.

Tracey was going to show a 3D model picture of King Kong on her Diamond encrusted mac book pro but couldn't switch it on, as she didn't know where the power button was.

She then mumbled "fukin' computers, I hate them!" Realising the News team heard what she said she then said with a big smile "I prefer installations :)" I was able to switch the computer on.

Tracey took a dislike to this and stormed off pulling her hair out screaming "fuck off, no one knows what it's like to be an Artist!" We weren't able to finish the interview.

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